Thank God I'm Not Dating a Country Boy

Top Five Reasons Why The South Isn't All That Its Cracked Up To Be: (in my opinion)
5. fried food. come on, we all know its not good for you and makes you fat when you eat that much of it.
4. old-fashioned. boring. conservative. get with the times.
3. lack of individuality. everyone looks the same to me. few dare to look different. i address this more in number one.
2. racism. I'm in Alabama. Hello, they are like twenty years behind and still racist.
1. the BOYS- they dress like my dad & they all dress the same. Mess that, they all have the same short shorts, boat shoes, sunglasses that make the look like bugs, polos tucked in, croakies, and a belt with fishes on it. The same plain haircut, kinda like an older version of the bowl cut. The worst part is, not only do they dress like an old man, they act like an old man with no personality.

i'm transferring.